BED 𒀭 BUSINESS
If you want to be great in bed & business, you’ve come to the right place
Altær is an agency for Unicorns who desire to channel their horniness into creating a life and business that turns them on. We work with Unicorns who want to fuck the status quo and come together with other Unicorns to create fucking magic.
We created Bed-N-Business just for you…
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We want to play with you
Let’s see what kind of mischief & magic we can create together
We are looking for Unicorns who want to be a part of something bigger than themselves. Specifically we are looking for “CUTIE’s” who desire to fuck the status quo and come together with other Unicorns to create a world where everyone is sexually liberated.
Curious
We fetishize Unicorns who love to play, experience pleasure, look in the mirror and explore their kinks. Unicorns are creative, curious, and constantly seeking unique solutions to life.
Undressed
Unicorns live life undressed. Rather than hiding their fears and inadequacies, undressed Unicorns are willing to bare it all.
Taboo
Unicorns celebrate the taboo. They make it their mission to liberate shame and dance to the beat of their own drum.
Inspired
Inspired Unicorns are connected to their own spirit and arousal. When everything around them is in chaos, the Inspired Unicorn knows their purpose and stays true to the path.
Explicit
Unicorns who freely express their fantasies, fetishes, and kinks are pure magic. Unicorns who express their deepest desires manifest and create exactly what they crave.
Let’s have a Thræsome
Are you kinky enough to join?
An Altær Thræsome is Coaching, Collaboration, Creation & Consulting. Through our 4 weeks together, we will journey through the Altær Thræsome to help you experiment in the bedroom so you can experience success in business.
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Join us in Bed-N-Business
Have 4 Weekly Hook𒀭Ups
Bed-N-Business is our fun little program for seeing whether or not you have what it takes to become a Fucking Unicorn. We will hook-up with you once a week (virtually…of course) to help you design a life and business that reflects your horniness and magic. We will also see if you have what it takes to become a fucking Unicorn and join us in BDSM Bootcamp.
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ARE YOU A F𒀭CKING UNICORN?
Receive your Altær Rating, Sæx Actualization Score, and Unicorn Verification.
Let’s Create F𒀭cking Chemistry
Your value comes from your ability to be and stay turned on. Maybe you know how to perform in the bedroom, but…can you sustain your arousal in each and every aspect of your life? Your job as an Altær Unicorn will be to get so fucking horny that you become unstoppable in pursuit of your dreams.
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ARE YOU A CUTIE?
Receive your BDSM Review, Altær Ideation, Unicorn Roadmap.
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ARE YOU KINKY?
Let Us Put Your Brænd In Bondage
You may be fucking sexy and great at what you do, but your BDSM (Branding, Design, Development, Strategy, Sales, Marketing) is what makes you magnetic and determines your success. During your BDSM Review, we assess how seductive your brand is. We specialize in helping you get clear on who you are, your purpose, and seeing all the places you are leaving value on the table.
Our Agency focuses on branding for new unicorns and re-branding for established unicorns. Schedule a 60-minute call and let us whip you into shape.
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ARE YOU READY FOR BOOTCAMP?
Become A F𒀭cking Unicorn
An Altær Unicorn forges their own path. An Altær Consultation is about designing your own unique Sæx Actualization Journey. We will start with how our Agency can provide immediate value. From there, our job is to get you turned on to your fucking potential.
Through exploring your fantasies, fetishes and kinks, we will create a Journey that makes you so horny to become a fucking Unicorn. Come to your Altær Consultation and see how we can make you a Unicorn in the bedroom and in business.
Walk away…
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𒀭 HARDCORE: Learn Clear Tools & Practices For Overcoming Any Fucking Obstacle