BED & BUSINESS

Week 1: Become a F𒀭cking Unicorn

F𒀭CK YOUR STATUS QUO

You have been taught that Unicorns are mythological creatures that only exist in fantasy and fiction. When they do exist, the title is only assigned to legends once they achieve the status of being considered the “Greatest Of All Time.” The message is clear — if you want to be a Unicorn, you have to have more talent and work harder than everyone else. At Altær, we know exactly what makes someone a Fucking Unicorn. Rather than conforming, you have to learn how to fuck your own status quo and get out of your own way.

Week 2: the Art of Sæx Actualization

CREATE A PATHWAY FOR YOUR F𒀭CKING SUCCESS

The secret to become a fucking Unicorn begins with reclaiming your fucking magic. At Altær we teach you how to reclaim your magic by making the bedroom your altar for playing with your turn on. Through listening to and following your arousal, you channel your erotic energy into altering your life. Through fantasy, role play, and orgasm you create your alter ego that is capable of achieving all your fucking dreams. With your magic reclaimed, use the bedroom to overcome any fucking obstacle standing in the way of your Altær Dream.

Week 3: Er𒀭tic Flow

LEARN YOUR UNIC𒀭RN LOVE LANGUAGE

A Unicorn behaves and acts differently than other people. Regular muggle humans look for love by finding partners who affirm them in who they are. A fucking Unicorn looks for partners, friends, and playmates who see their fucking potential. The love languages of a Unicorn come in the form of kinks. At Altær, a kink is something that is either standing in the Unicorn’s way by blocking your flow of erotic energy, or it is something that turns you on and is meant to be honored. Come and receive love by being challenged and held in your power and potential. Find partners that never let you settle for anything less than exactly what you fucking desire.

Week 4: BDSM Is Good For Business

BDSM WILL SET YOU FREE

Every fucking Unicorn eventually learns the power of BDSM. Once you realize that you are stuck in an identity that was created to conform to the status quo, you begin to see that your fucking limits are constructs designed to keep you safe rather than excel. A safe Unicorn is not a Unicorn, but instead a Unicorn trapped in bondage to receiving love for being who others wanted them to be. Learn how to use BDSM to design a life and business that makes you so horny, you will do everything in your fucking power to make it your reality. Our BDSM Agency provides Branding, Design, Development, Strategy, Sales and Marketing to meet all your Unicorn cravings.