fð’€ck ed
WE ARE Fð’€CKED
We Created Fð’€cking Education For Unicorns
Unicorns used to roam freely and live amongst us. They would openly share their love, play with their horniness and use their magic to make the world a better place. As humans became more compartmentalized and polarized, unicorns retracted and went into hiding. As a result, humanity is losing access to their creativity and play. Altær’s Fucking Education (FuckEd) was designed for unicorns to come together, reclaim their horniness and create magic.
from Pleasure to manifestation
Reclaim your Horniness
Unicorns are fueled by pleasure. They want to satisfy you, fill you up and make you come alive. When a unicorn comes online, it shifts the frequency of the entire fucking planet. Because they are so powerful, they have been shamed, ridiculed, and outcast from society. When unicorns were in charge and valued for their horniness, everyone was free to express their excitement and magic in the world. FuckEd is a movement, a reclamation, and a revolution that will fuck the world back into its pleasure-filled place.
Become Unfð’€ckwithable
Turn On Your Magic
When a unicorn arrives on the scene, time and space collapse onto each other. Their magic is in their beauty. They fill the space with creativity, pleasure, and play. They are the muse that catches the artist’s eye. They are the light shining in the darkness. What makes a unicorn so magical is also what keeps them in bondage. Because they are so fucking luminescent, they attract overwhelming amounts of attention. FuckEd is for the unicorn to feel safe in their magnetism, own their beauty and harness their magic without fear of it being stolen or taken advantage of.
Welcome to Unicorn Utopia
Get Fð’€ckEd In Community
Unicorns thrive in community. When a unicorn is isolated from other unicorns, they quickly can spiral into chaos and destruction. While the unicorn stands for self-expression and individuality, their unique ability to share love and connection makes them an easy target when isolated for couples, investors, and energy vampires looking to settle down to steal their magic. In FuckEd, the unicorn comes together with other unicorns and learns how to:
OWN YOUR FREAK
Your arousal take can take you into some of the dirtiest and most explicit places. Give yourself permission to be bad and own the weird and wild fucking freak you are. Your magic is trying to come online and open up the channels of your erotic energy. FuckEd was created to help unicorns attune to their horniness and listen to their lust.
TRUST YOUR MAGIC
The darker you go into the dirty abyss, the more productive and successful you will become. Follow the fucking synchronicities, trust the fantasies, and come fully into your magnetic magic. What you fetish and the kinks you crave are powerful totems meant to guide and direct you. Fuck your shame and society’s conditioning.
EXPRESS YOUR GENIUS
Your genius comes from your ability to produce pleasure and derive information from your orgasm. You have to trust the flow of your erotic energy in order to reclaim your manifestation. Allow yourself to be free to play, follow your arousal, and remember your orgasm as a source of creation.
come & play at altær
We are looking for Unicorns who are ready to whip themselves into shape and overcome any obstacle in the way of their fucking dreams. If you think you have what it takes, come to a Hook Up with our Co-Founders and explore how we can play together.
ATTRACT
Through a BDSM Exploration, get clear on who you are, what your purpose is, and who you desire to attract.
actualize
Come to your Altær Consultation and see how we can make you a Unicorn in the bedroom and in business.
ALTÆR CONSULTATION
ALTÆR
Join us for Unicorn Bootcamp, an eight week makeover for your life and business.
