C𒀭ME & PLAY AT ALTÆR

BECOME OUR F𒀭CKING MUSE

FROM THE BEDROOM TO THE BOARDROOM

Altær is a BDSM Agency for Unicorns. In the bedroom, the Unicorn is the third person in a threesome. In venture capital, a Unicorn is a company valued over $1B. Couples and venture capitalists describe finding a Unicorn as a mythical success. Even more rare is the Unicorn who possesses the magic and horniness to be one in both bed and business.

This Unicorn is our muse. Rather than searching for them, we create them. From the bedroom to the boardroom — we help Unicorns channel their horniness and magic to design a life and business that turns them on.

BECOME AN ALTÆR UNIC𒀭RN

JOIN US IN BED AND BUSINESS

Our BDSM Agency specifically works with women and couples who are Erotic Entrepreneurs in the Sex and Sexual Wellness Industry.

We call a Unicorn who has success in the bedroom and in business an Altær Unicorn. An Altær Unicorn lives from their horniness and allows it to inform their fucking magic. The future will be created by these Unicorns who have the capacity to harness their erotic energy and channel it towards their purpose.

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WE ARE OPEN TO WOMEN AND COUPLES

If you are a woman or couple who is an Erotic Entrepreneur, we invite you to join us for Unicorn Bootcamp.

We are looking for Unicorns who reflect Altær’s fantasies (vision), fetishes (values) and kinks (goals). These Unicorns want to come together with other Unicorns to create a new Industry that connects, supports and accelerates Unicorns’ visions and businesses. Our Fucking Education (FuckEd), Agency and Community were all designed to provide a place for Unicorns to ideate, incubate and accelerate their life and business in connection with other Altær Unicorns.

Come into Unicorn Bootcamp to see if you have what it takes to be an Altær Unicorn.

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Hook𒀭Up With Us

Let’s Create F𒀭cking Chemistry

Your value comes from your ability to be and stay turned on. Maybe you know how to perform in the bedroom, but…can you sustain your arousal in each and every aspect of your life? Your job as an Altær Unicorn will be to get so fucking horny that you become unstoppable in pursuit of your dreams.

Join the Altær Co-Founders and let’s create some fucking chemistry. Hook-Up with us for a complimentary 30-minute video to explore our Agency and how we can play together.

ASSESS

Altær
Rating

We will check-out your brand and review your assets to see exactly where you stand. Hear what turns us on about you and where you have room to grow.

Sæx Actualization
Score

Your Sæx Actualization Score reflects your potential and value working with us. Share your fantasy with us to receive your personalized score.

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verification

We will provide a map of your journey through our ecosystem, so we can play together and help you sæx actualize to reach your full potential!

AROUSE

Schedule a BDSM REVIEW

ATTRACT

Schedule a BDSM Exploration

Let Us Put Your Brænd In Bondage

You may be fucking sexy and great at what you do, but your BDSM (Branding, Design, Development, Strategy, Sales, Marketing) is what makes you magnetic and determines your success. During your BDSM Review, we assess how seductive your brand is. We specialize in helping you get clear on who you are, your purpose, and seeing all the places you are leaving value on the table.

Our Agency focuses on branding for new unicorns and re-branding for established unicorns. Schedule a 60-minute call and let us whip you into shape.

New unic𒀭rns

If you are just getting started, haven’t been discovered yet, or even are just assessing your readiness for the Industry, we invite you to come on a call. You were made to be seen, worshipped, praised, and idolized. Create a BDSM that gets you turned on and horny to reach your full fucking potential.

SCHEDULE YOUR HOOK UP

existing unic𒀭rns

To consciously create your fucking identity and effectively communicate it is the essence of our BDSM Agency. If people aren’t in love with you, seeing your value and reflecting an identity that resonates with you…you need a re-brand. Become a fucking star with a BDSM that reflects your wholeness.

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ALIGN

Have an Altær Consultation

Become A F𒀭cking Unicorn

An Altær Unicorn forges their own path. An Altær Consultation is about designing your own unique Sæx Actualization Journey. We will start with how our Agency can provide immediate value. From there, our job is to get you turned on to your fucking potential.

Through exploring your fantasies, fetishes and kinks, we will create a Journey that makes you so horny to become a fucking Unicorn. Come to your Altær Consultation and see how we can make you a Unicorn in the bedroom and in business.

SCHEDULE YOUR HOOK UP

ACTUALIZE

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Using your BDSM Exploration, we will create your unique BDSM Blueprint. Each week we will dissect a different aspect of your current identity and decide which assets make you horny and which ones turn you off. Becoming an Altær Unicorn is about consciously creating a life and business that reflects your magic.

Come in Unicorn Bootcamp, an eight week makeover for your life and business. We will whip you into shape and you get to come into your fucking power. Let’s Hook Up and see if you have what it takes to become a fucking Unicorn.

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We are looking for Unicorns who are ready to whip themselves into shape and overcome any obstacle in the way of their fucking dreams. If you think you have what it takes, come to a Hook Up with our Co-Founders and explore how we can play together.