
F𒀭CK U
GET F𒀭CKED AT F𒀭CK U
Altær’s Fucking University (Fuck U) is a first-of-its-kind experiential learning lab for nymphos to get FuckEd to their desire. We teach nymphos how to master their erotic energy and channel it into creating their purpose. Our unique Fucking Journey provides both educational training and career opportunities for nymphos to express their fucking gifts and make a meaningful contribution in the world.

COME ON A F𒀭CKING JOURNEY
Altær created the Journey as a process for nymphos to reach their full potential by moving through their kinks and finding flow where it matters most. As a nympho grows and evolves through the Journey, more roles and opportunities open up within the Altær Ecosystem. Our Fucking Education (FuckEd) is recursive and iterative, building on itself so that nymphos can cultivate their craft and gain mastery over their erotic energy.
MASTER EACH F𒀭CKING POSITION
We provide a pathway of sixteen satisfying positions that the nympho can embody as they Sæx Develop. Everyone begins their Journey in the same foundational curriculum, learning to embody their fucking purpose. When you come into Altær, each nympho takes the Fucking Assessment to learn their Altær Design and determine how far they want to go within Fuck U.
TAKE THE F𒀭CKING ASSESSMENT
The first step to enrolling in FuckEd and Fuck U is to take the Fucking Assessment and learn your Altær Design. Each Design contains a unique Blueprint that exposes your fetishes, fantasies and kinks. Your Design serves as the framework for moving through Fuck U and determining which Positions are your best fit.
COME IN F𒀭CKING UNIVERSITY
Let’s explore our connection and see if we have chemistry. Altær is looking for nymphos who have what it takes to become our Fucking Partners. Together we want to create a pathway for everyone to reclaim their birthright and Sæx Actualize™ to their desire.
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Receive your Altær Design and discover your nympho type. Learn your primary Altær Language so we can flirt and connect how you crave.
TAKE YOUR ASSESSMENT
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Join the Altær Founders to unpack your Design and envision your unique journey. See if we have chemistry and explore becoming a Fucking Partner.
SCHEDULE A DATE
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Come together for a Consultation to unhook from your existing matrix, embrace your Altær Design, and evolve into your nympho archetype.
DESIGN YOUR SCENE
ALTÆR
Come into eight unique sessions to understand, grow and evolve your archetype based in your own Design and Blueprint.
HAVE A THRÆSOME