UNIC𒀭RN BOOTCAMP

C𒀭me Together & Create Magic

Expose Your F𒀭cking Essence

What makes a Unicorn special is their infinite fucking potential to manifest realities and create their dreams. By using their fucking magic and trusting their horniness, the Unicorn is capable of merging the physical and metaphysical to overcome any obstacle in their way. Because the Unicorn came here to create a new fucking reality, they don’t fit in very well with the current one. Most are either hiding in plain sight or living on the fringes of society. Unicorn Bootcamp is for Unicorns who exhibit and express ALL of the following archetypes and qualities:

Nympho

You love sex. Even calling it sex devalues the intensity in which your horniness controls and commands your life. You crave to get fucked, and on some level, your hunger to play dictates many of your choices.

Outcast

You desire to live your fucking purpose. Regardless of what the world says, you are determined to be yourself You know you have a fucking purpose, and it turns you on to be rejected for being you.

Deviant

You crave to share love and intimacy. Fuck relationship configurations or sexual orientations. You were made to be felt and seen. To connect, heal, and play with other humans who reciprocate.

Freak

You get off on expressing your freak. People may think you are weird or something is wrong, but you know what’s right. Inside your sexy mind/body is an arsenal of kinky thoughts and feelings dying to be released.

Rebel

You were made to fuck the status quo. Your disruptive identity fantasizes about creating a new system and carefully and methodically destroying the existing one in order to satisfy your deepest desires.

Revolutionary

You are here for the fucking revolution. You were made for such a time as this. In fact, you know you are on earth with the specific mission to create sexual liberation for yourself and the fucking planet.

clarify Your F𒀭cking vision

Sæx Actualize to your full F𒀭cking potential

For a Unicorn to reclaim their magic, they have to embark on their Sæx Actualization Journey. This begins with learning how to use the bedroom as a place to ideate, incubate and accelerate life and business. Then, through listening and following your arousal, the Unicorn learns how to bring turn on out of the bedroom and into the rest of life. Sæx Actualization is about learning to follow your arousal and listen to your erotic energy so that you can create a life and business from your sex drive.

We are looking for Unicorns who want to be a part of something bigger than themselves. We are specifically looking for “CUTIE’s” who desire to fuck the status quo and come together with other Unicorns to create a world where everyone is sexually liberated.

Curious

Curious Unicorns make self-development seem easy. We fetishize Unicorns who love to play, experience pleasure, will look in the mirror and openly explore their kinks. Curious Unicorns are creative, driven by that curiousity, and constantly seeking unique solutions to life.

Undressed

Unicorns live life undressed. Rather than hiding their fears and inadequacies, undressed Unicorns are willing to bare it all. We fetishize Unicorns who want to see what is underneath and are willing to undress, be vulnerable, and expose their most hidden parts.

Taboo

Unicorns celebrate the taboo. They make it their mission to liberate those who/what has been shamed. We fetishize pushing boundaries and breaking taboos. We get off on connecting and playing with rebellious Unicorns who dance to the beat of their own drum.

Inspired

Inspired Unicorns are connected to their own spirit and arousal. When everything around the Unicorns is in chaos and destruction, the Inspired Unicorn knows their purpose and stays true to the path. Faith and belief in self is what a Unicorn values more than anything.

Explicit

Explicit. Intimate. Deep. Unicorns who freely express their fantasies, fetishes, and kinks are pure magic. Unicorns who express their deepest desire and longings manifest and create exactly what they most crave. Explicit communication makes certain everyone is going to have fun.

expose Your F𒀭cking Essence

BDSM Will Set You Free

Every Unicorn knows they are capable of achieving great things and are here for a specific mission and purpose. Unfortunately, many Unicorns have forgotten their purpose. While they are capable of overcoming anything, they have become stuck in an identity that doesn’t match who they know they are. Throughout their life, Unicorns have been forced to conform, their magic suppressed, and only received love if they complied with what family, friends and society deemed acceptable.

Our BDSM Agency was designed for Unicorns who are ready to reclaim their essence and breakthrough every fucking limit preventing them from reaching their full potential. You are a good fit for Unicorn Bootcamp if:

Bondage

You are in bondage to receiving love by being an old identity. In order to reach your full potential, you are willing to step into the unknown and learn to love yourself/be loved for who you know you were made to be.

Discipline

You crave the discipline to create the life you desire. You understand each step you will take will require courageous self-discipline as you learn to love yourself and let go of attachments keeping you stuck.

Domination

You believe and know you are capable of dominating yourself to overcome every obstacle. You are willing and ready to development, grow, and evolve into who you believe and know you were made to be.

Submission

You are ready to submit to your purpose. Through listening and following your arousal, you are ready to activate your gifts and come into your fucking power.

Sadism

Revel in your sadistic nature as you make others feel what they put on you. Through embracing your purpose, see that love takes many forms and you can become every one.

Masochism

You are here to write your own fucking story. No matter how painful, you derive pleasure from transforming your suffering into a sensation that makes you come more and more alive.

UNIC𒀭RN BOOTCAMP

Create F𒀭cking Chemistry

Many believe Unicorns are born. Others say they are made. What is clear is that Unicorns possess an ineffability that makes them one of a kind and original. They defy gravity, break the laws of nature, and are capable of achieving superhuman feats that are revered and worshiped. What makes an Altær Unicorn unique is that they are otherworldly and have what we call a “know factor.”

Unicorn Bootcamp is meant to provide friction, tension, pressure and a lot of fucking sensation. We want to push you to your limits. We want to see how you handle discomfort. We want to see what happens when you are stretched thin and feel like you have gone beyond the point of no fucking return. BDSM Bootcamp is to meant to test your fucking potential and see whether you have what it takes to be an Altær Unicorn.

BECOME A F𒀭CKING UNICORN
Everyone wants to be a Unicorn. Very few have what it takes. Most give up and don’t care to be anything other than what they already are. When a potential Unicorn is put into the fire, many run away afraid they will fucking burn. The Altær Unicorn touches the fire, plays with it, and allows it to fucking consume them until every weakness is alchemized. They call someone who burns and rises once a phoenix. The Unicorn lives to die, burn and rise until they transform every pain into their deepest pleasure. Learn about the Unicorns Journey and see if you have what it takes to reach your full fucking potential.
THE F𒀭CKING RITUAL
You are your brand. The identity that you currently possess is keeping you stuck where you presently are. If you want to create something different and come into your fucking purpose, you have to learn and practice daily the Fucking Ritual. Who you are now was created and formed from many generations of suffering and survival. The current human nervous system was created for fight/flight or rest/relax. Pleasure and play reprogram that system and create an Altær system capable of making you fucking resilient. Create a new personal brand and identity that is unfuckwithable and reflects your fucking essence.
THE ART OF SÆX ACTUALIZATION
Many entrepreneurs have created businesses that make them money. Most use their business to provide play money for their life. The difference between a regular Unicorn and an Altær Unicorn is congruency. Aligning who you are in life with you want to be in business is what makes you unique. Our life design process requires discipline and determination. The first step is getting clear on what you want to fucking create. By attuning to your fantasies, fetishes and kinks, we will design a life that turns you on. Through having discipline and holding strong to your dreams, manifest your reality through never settling for anything less than exactly what you fucking desire.
ER𒀭TIC FLOW
Your business is meant to reflect where you are now, where you want go, and provide a fucking pathway that allows you to get from here to there. Through our life design process the Unicorn creates their most desired reality. Through our business development, the Unicorn creates a vehicle that can meet their needs where they are while also having the capacity to grow with them as they evolve into who they ultimately want to be. What makes an Altær Unicorn unique is that their business grows and develops with them as they dominate their dreams and manifest their reality. Learn how to see every fucking thing that enters your awareness as a synchronicity and opportunity to sex actualize.
SEX ON PURPOSE
Performing any activity can feel like a fucking chore if it lacks purpose. The same chore when given purpose will make you so fucking horny, you will accomplish it at the speed of light. Having an fucking identity that matches who you want to become makes being in bondage kinky. Knowing that you are creating a life and business that turns you on makes every action worth having the discipline and domination to accomplish. So when you have a strategy that makes it all possible, you will gladly submit and even get off on doing so. Purpose is the key differentiator for the Altær Unicorn. Learning to use sex to alchemize any fucking obstacle is certain to make you a magical and horny fucking Unicorn.
TRANSFORM PAIN INTO PLEASURE
There are very few people who really fucking love to sell. Those who do usually get off on making other feel through manipulation and deceptive sales tactics. An Altær Unicorn is unafraid of feeling any and every sensation necessary to accomplish their purpose. Rather than putting what they can’t feel onto others, the Altær Unicorn sadistically enjoys every fucking sensation no matter how painful. For the Unicorn, they recognize that pain is just another sensation that once transmuted will be so fucking pleasurable that it makes them come more and more alive. Put together with the rest of their BDSM, Sadistic Sales in the piece that allows a Unicorn to celebrate taking any load, no matter how big.
OWN YOUR F𒀭CKING STORY
Some say your life is predestined to have a certain outcome. Others believe they have the free will to do whatever they fucking want. An Altær Unicorn writes their own fucking story by anchoring to the fucking identity they want to create and who they desire to become. By putting out marketing that tells the story they want people to see, they make others feel what they want them to feel. Regardless of how you think of yourself or what others currently believe about you, masochistic marketing creates a story so desirable about yourself that people will happily accept and horn-ily buy into the exact reality you fucking desire to create.
INVITATION TO AUDITION
This is your final week of Unicorn Bootcamp. Together we are going to merge each piece of the reality you are creating and design a BDSM matrix that allows everything to flow towards one achievable goal. By the time we are finished, you will know exactly the actions you need to take to manifest your fucking reality. If your not convinced already, we will show you how BDSM can take your life and business from ideation all the way through acceleration. At the end of Unicorn Bootcamp, if you have what it takes to become an Altær Unicorn, you will receive an invitation to the Unicorn Auditions. Regardless of whether you make the fucking cut, you will have a clear BDSM strategy to take action and partners who will stand alongside you as you execute your dreams.

What You Will Receive:

8 Weeks of Experiential Classes
1 Altær Experience With Founders
Life Design for Becoming a Unicorn
Business Development Plan for Your Vision
Personalized Fitness Plan
Health & Wellness Consultation

Walk away with…

𒀭 CLARITY: A Clear Practice for Designing a Life That Turns You On

𒀭 CONVICTION: A Sexy and Compelling Vision for The World You Desire

𒀭 COURAGE: The Tools and Backbone to Overcome Any Fucking Obstacle

𒀭 COMMITMENT: An Arousing Pathway for Coming Into Your Unicorn Audition

𒀭 CULTURE: An Action Plan For How to Fuck The Status Quo

$5,000

come & play at altær

We are looking for Unicorns who are ready to whip themselves into shape and overcome any obstacle in the way of their fucking dreams. If you think you have what it takes, come to a Hook Up with our Co-Founders and explore how we can play together.